Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Forget Santa, forget over-indulgent food, forget exy gifts... the thing I could never survive christmas without is panadol

Joey, you'll survive Christmas by Rolling in Commercialism

Gifts. Gifts. Gifts. That's what the season's all about. Sure, friends and family are great. The food? Delicious. But when it comes to celebrating the holidays, you say, "I love you," with a thoughtful and expertly-wrapped present...and you expect the same in return.

Call it nostalgia, the fun and festivities make you revert to childhood — where waking up at 5:00 am meant you'd be the first to tear into your goodies beneath the tree. Now that you're older, you get that same joy from last-minute shopping sprees and sure, waking up at 5:00 am to tear into your goodies. It's only once a year, so enjoy it while you can!

Hmm. I'm not sure I like Tickle anymore lol. I swear I'm not a gimme-a-present-or-i'll-remind-you-forever-and-ever type of person... honestly. Grr.

Christmas for me is just a time for family and friends to eat, drink and be merry. Thats it, simple. And by family and friends I mean only the real ones, the ones I like. The others can nick off lol. Christmas is about the kids... their excitement etc. The rest is all bullshit.

Christmas... pfft. Anyone want to escape it by running away to a secret tropical island just for, say, all of December? Except of course I'd need to get my pre-baby body back before I could go sit on a beach, sigh. Oh well. Wanna book an island for next year then?

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