so self aware, so full of shit

Bad me...

Phew. I know its bad but... I saw a woman who's ass was literally three times the width of her shoulders tonight. Maybe four times. She gave new meaning to the phrase "all ass". Not that I've heard that phrase before, but meh.

And apart from the fact that she had to walk sideways in between chairs in the restaurant... more bad me... she seemed happily married, two young kids and a normal-assed husband. Please someone stop me lol before I get struck down by lightning.

I'm really not trying to be nasty. I just... it makes me realise I'm not that bad after all lol.

I guess I'm just depressed and frustrated by this whole fat pregnancy thing. Or as WK calls it, the extra squidgy pregnancy bits (GRRRRRRRR). I know its stupid, I know weight doesn't matter blah blah... but fuck it. I am shallow. I'm not a fat person lol. I don't get the whole yuk fat thing. I feel as if I'm wearing a padded 5kg suit and the real me is underneath it lol. If only!

WK and I have made an agreement - cos he puts on weight with me during the pregnancy lol - to go nuts on the whole diet/exercise thing after Baby Blob gets born (what can I say, I crave things like kfc and he eats what I eat :P) . It stresses me to be so... eeky. Can't stand the mirror, can't even stand to look at my dragonfly tatt lol. Cos it looks all... wrong. My poor dragonfly lol. *cries*

My non-out of shape dragonfly on my non-preg body... sigh.
Took forever to find this photo lol.

Speaking of Blob...

I had an ultrasound the other day - but no, still don't know the gender yet. Little Blob was staring directly at the "camera", all sweet and still. Perfect shot of head/torso and all arms and legs.

And just as I thought "awww, maybe I'm not totally anti-maternal after all", for no reason at all, Blob threw this major tanty. Arms and legs flailing in time with each other. What the? Not another one lol. Tantrums and its still in utero? Eek.

Doesn't look like much of a blob anymore either lol. More of a demonic skeletal type of thing these days. But, meh, I like the name Blob.

Did someone mention tatts?

I think I need a new one lol. Gonna start planning it now, so that by the time Blob is out and about I'll be all set to go. Yay, a new tatt for christmas!

About time! Any suggestions? What and where? Something cool but still girly.

Oi... WK, Looloo, Disso (get something Guild Wars-y and Shane'd love it lol), Moth... someone needs to come get tatt'd with me at the end of the year. Get planning! No pikers!

Slavery...

Slavery should sooo be legal. I'm sitting here too lazy to wee, too lazy to get a drink, too lazy to go to bed, too lazy to watch a movie, too lazy to basically do anything cept sit here and stare at the monitor. I'm cold too.

I need someone to do my bidding for me. The kids are still too young for real slavery, and besides, they're all asleep dammit. Whats with that. When they're old enough I'm gonna give them maids/butlers uniforms for christmas (hehe).

I tried to fool 11 yr old Laura into getting me dessert tonight, but even that didn't work. She somehow managed to outsmart me. Sigh.

Yes, I need a slave. A real slave. I'd have to be a guy though, cos otherwise WK'd be forever ogling her. I can imagine it already lol. *daydreams about the perfect slave* Or should that be *nightdreams* since its night time?

Yes, I need a slave. Any takers? Pay's shite (nonexistent actually) but it beats a crap job.